Headlines For Wednesday, November 7, 2018

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November 7, 2018

6 am Headlines

A guy was flying on Delta from Atlanta to Miami last week, and he found poop on his seat.  The crew refused to clean it up and they made him sit in it or miss his flight.  Now that his story is spreading, Delta apologized and offered him 50,000 frequent flier miles.  He's thinking about taking legal action.

The Democrats got control of the House, the Republicans kept control of the Senate, and both sides can claim some degree of victory.  

7 am Headlines
The average American spends nine entire days in a food  coma every year.  And the top foods that cause them are burgers . . . pizza . . . and mashed potatoes.

Sinead O'Connor recently converted to Islam, and now she wants nothing to do with white people.  She Tweeted, quote, "I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that's what non-Muslims are called).  Not for one moment, for any reason.  They are disgusting."

9 am Headlines

"Clownado". This movie isn't about killer clowns flying around in high winds, murdering people.  The evil clowns are from HELL . . . and somehow, a tornado is involved.  

Under Armour’s #MeToo Moment: No More Strip Clubs on Company Dime

 A dead pimp has been elected to Nevada's state legislature.