Headlines For Monday, October 29, 2018

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October 29, 2018

9 am Headlines


Two guys and a woman in South Carolina were having a threesome last week.  The woman was high on meth and heroin and started to pass out, so when one of the guys asked her to leave . . . she tried to bite off his penis.  


Rumor has it "The Simpsons" is planning on dropping Apu.  But the people who call Apu a racist stereotype say that outright dumping him is cowardly.  There's no official comment from the show.


Today is National Cat Day. 



7 am Headlines 

More Than 26,000 people have signed a petition to change the date of Halloween.



6 am Headlines

HBO is now using "intimacy coordinators" on all their shows. 



30% of workers sometimes lie or exaggerate on Mondays to make their weekend sound more fun than it really was, according to a new survey.  And the thing we're most likely to lie about is how much fun we had at a bar.