Headlines For Friday, September 21, 2018

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September 21, 2018
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6 am Headlines

Men are using iPhone’s new measure app for penis pics.
https://nyp.st/2QOIxdl

 

7 am Headlines

The cops in Maryland are searching for a man and woman who shoplifted diarrhea medicine from a grocery store three times earlier this month.  They've stolen $200 worth of the stuff.
http://bit.ly/2ptsNQS

There's a famous optical illusion you've probably seen at some point.  It's called "My Wife and My Mother-in-Law," and it either shows a young woman looking away . . . or an old woman looking straight ahead.
http://bit.ly/2OEqMfv

Here's the first dumb Halloween costume of the season.  A website is selling a sexy version of the women's outfits from "The Handmaid's Tale" . . . which is pretty bad considering what that show's about.  They wound up pulling the costume off their site last night.
http://bit.ly/2xCVE92

 

9 am Headlines
A Woman escapes from her handcuffs in jail to go meet a client for a prostitution gig!
http://bit.ly/2DhLosU