Headlines For Thursday, September 13, 2018

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September 13, 2018

6 am Headlines

Hurricane Florence evacuees arrive in the Upstate

Apparently there's a growing trend of people drinking the little bottles of booze in hotel mini-bars . . . then refilling them with urine, so they don't get charged.


7 am Headlines

 A fire department in North Carolina posted a bunch of survival hacks ahead of Hurricane Florence, like filling your washing machine with ice to use as a cooler . . . and using crayons as candles.  They'll supposedly burn for up to 30 minutes.


9 am Headlines

Samuel L. Jackson is the highest-grossing actor of all time.  His movies have made $5.753 billion.  He's followed by Harrison Ford, Robert Downey Jr., Tom Hanks, and Morgan Freeman.
A new study found you may be able to live a longer, healthier life if you . . . drink young people's blood.  The researchers found that when people over 35 were injected with plasma from teenagers' blood, there was a real improvement in their biomarkers for diseases.  And it's a stretch, but sometime down the line, people might find that drinking young people's blood is good for them.

A guy in Florida was busted for watching porn and pleasuring himself at a laundromat on Tuesday.  And he said it was because it, quote, "helps with his anxiety."  He was arrested for exposure of sexual organs.