Headlines For Tuesday, September 11, 2018

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September 11, 2018

6 am Headlines

Today is the 17th anniversary of 9/11 . . . should it be a federal holiday?  According to a new poll, 38% of people say yes and 42% say no. 

A guy in Colorado recently called the cops after he found someone had shoved expensive smoked salmon in his gas tank.  He was pretty sure it was his neighbor, and she admitted she'd had smoked salmon for dinner the night before . . . but she denied doing it, and the cops wound up not filing charges.


7 am Headlines

A woman in northern California recently donated a kidney to an anonymous recipient . . . who turned out to be one of her neighbors.

A co-owner of a lobster company in Maine was just busted for embezzling approximately $1.5 million worth of lobsters to sell on the black market.  The other owners eventually caught him . . . and now there's a criminal investigation and they're suing him.

A guy in Pennsylvania ran from the cops after he got pulled over on Saturday.  And he pulled a gun out of his waistband as he was running . . . but it went off, the bullet hit him in the leg, and the cops were able to catch him.  He's facing several charges.



9 am Headlines

There's a $20 t-shirt on Amazon that uses an optical illusion to make it look like you have huge boobs.  And it even works if you're flat-chested . . . but only if you're facing someone straight on.  Once you turn to the side, it doesn't work.

 A woman who worked behind a grocery store deli counter in Ohio took about three to five slices of meat every day for five years . . . which added up to about $9,200 worth of meat.  So she was just fired . . . and she could be facing theft charges.

A new survey had people give their significant other letter grades in a bunch of different parts of their relationship, from listening to sex.  And the average grade wound up being a . . . B-minus.