Headlines For Wednesday, September 5, 2018

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September 5, 2018

6 am Headlines

Former "Cosby Show" actor Geoffrey Owens went on "Good Morning America" wearing his Trader Joe's nametag.  And he said, quote, "Every job is worthwhile and valuable . . . No one has to feel sorry for me.  I'm doing fine." 

There's a new dating term: "Curving" is one step up from Ghosting, but maybe even more cruel.

There's a runaway Kangaroo loose in Austria.  Kangaroos aren't native there, and no zoos or kangaroo breeders say they're missing one, so no one's quite sure where it came from . . . but it's running around out there.


7 am Headlines

The cops in Virginia got a call from a mall on Monday about a guy who was harassing people . . . by using his ventriloquist dummy to yell insults at them.  By the time the cops got there, he was gone.
Remember the "Cash me ousside" girl from "Dr. Phil"?  She's a rapper now under the name Bhad Bhabie.  Her single "Gucci Flip Flops" just went gold, and she celebrated with $45,000 in new bling. 

There's been a myth floating around on the Internet forever that says you burn 67 calories every time you pass gas.  And I could've told you it wasn't true . . . with the amount of wind I break, I'd be 102 pounds by now if it was for real.


9 am Headlines
Woman says someone took naked pictures of her sleeping, posted them on social media

A new study found guys who get enough protein in their diet tend to have healthier kids. 

Can taking very small doses of psychedelic drugs like LSD or magic mushrooms help you work better?