Headlines For Wednesday, September 13, 2017

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September 13, 2017

9 am Headlines

Warner Bros are being sued $900 million – unless they can prove ghosts are real!

Opioid crisis is taking men out of the labor market.

 Apple's new iPhone X unlocks using facial recognition.  But when they introduced it onstage yesterday and tried to demo that feature . . . it didn't work.  If you're still interested, it goes on sale on October 27th and starts at $1,000.


7 am Headlines


British journalist Hilary Freeman was searching for a nursery for her daughter — but when an overweight caretaker tended to her child at one of the trials, she knew the school wasn’t for her.

Man attacked by own Staffordshire bull terrier dog dies.

 Ted Cruz's Twitter account "liked" a porn video Monday night.  Ted said it was a mistake by a staffer, adding, quote, "it was not a deliberate action."  The porn company that made the video has offered him a free lifetime subscription.

6 am Headlines

 Last night's "Hand in Hand" telethon for hurricane relief raised more than $14 million, with the help of celebrities like Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Stevie Wonder, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Cher, Oprah, Beyoncé, and Matthew McConaughey.

People on Twitter have been making fun of the new Denny's mascot, because it's supposed to be a sausage link . . . but it looks way more like POOP, with arms, legs, and a little hipster fedora on its head.