Headlines For Wednesday, November 8, 2017

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November 8, 2017

6 am Headlines


 A guy in Missouri was arrested for having drugs and guns in his car back in September, but he got out of the interrogation with no charges . . . thanks to his loud flatulence.  He wasn't so lucky a few days ago though, when he got caught with more drugs and guns and was hit with several charges.

Twitter users will have 280 characters instead of the previous 140. "We want it to be easier and faster for everyone to express themselves," Twitter tweeted.


7 am Headlines


Want to feel full? Eating two burgers is better to for your health than ordering fries.  

Alfonso Ribeiro Says the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Reunion "Will Never Happen"

Facebook has a new insane plan to stop revenge porn . . . they want you to preemptively give them your nude photos.  That way they'll be able to recognize if someone else tries to upload one of them, and block it.  Right now they're testing this out in Australia . . . and there's no word on when it could go worldwide.


9 am Headlines 


A woman in Florida was mad when a bouncer kicked her out of a club on Sunday night . . . so she attacked him with a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.  As far as we know, he wasn't hurt . . . and she was arrested for disorderly conduct.
DMX is reportedly getting his own reality show . . . again.  It's been over a decade since BET aired his short-lived show "DMX: Soul of a Man" . . . and it's been a decade since people have cared about DMX as an artist.

The Polish government is urging citizens to go forth and multiply like rabbits.