Headlines For Wednesday, March 7, 2018

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March 7, 2018

6 am Headlines

A guy in New Jersey lost power during a storm a week ago . . . and he was so upset on Monday that he threatened to kidnap one of his power company's employees and blow up a substation.  He was arrested for making terroristic threats.

 Here are a few stats that prove this is the best time to be alive.  The average American has twice as much disposable income as they did 100 years ago.  Worldwide literacy has skyrocketed and now stands at about 83%.  And two-thirds of the world now live in "free" or "relatively free" countries, compared to just 7% in 1850.

 7 am Headlines


 China's social credit' system blacklists "lazy" citizens who get into debt or spend their time playing video games in a creepy initiative that could have come straight out of Black Mirror.

"Forbes" report claims that Donald Trump is the 766th richest person in the world, with $3.1 billion.  They say he's down about $400 million since taking office, partially because of markets, but also because of his, quote, "polarizing personality."


9 am Headlines


Tommy Lee got into a fight Monday night with his 21-year-old son Brandon, and ended up in the hospital with a fat lip.  Brandon is reportedly telling people he acted in self-defense, and his dad was drunk.  Brandon's mom is Pamela Anderson.

YouPorn had artificial intelligence analyze their videos and searches to predict the future trends in porn.  And it got weird.  Some of the "future trends" it came up with are German mom hour . . . mature gargasm . . . and tang pong.