Headlines For Wednesday, June 14, 2017

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June 14, 2017


6 am Headlines


Grossest Photo of the Year: Surgeons remove 30 inches of impacted bowels from a constipated man.

Two guys and a woman had a threesome on a roof in Pennsylvania on Saturday . . . but someone saw and called the cops.  They were cited for disorderly conduct, but they say it's all being blown out of proportion and they were just kissing.


7 am Headlines

A 55-year-old guy named Mark Snyder from Crest Hill, Illinois was drunk on Sunday night and called 911 ten times.  He didn't have anything to report, he was just rambling.

How will Donald Trump celebrate his 71st birthday?


9 am Headlines


KFC says it plans to make a space pioneer out of a chicken sandwich next week when it sends it to the edge of the atmosphere with the help of a high-altitude balloon. 

 A group of UFO hunters in Massachusetts took a pretty weak photo last week of a glow in the sky . . . and then got lost in the woods.  It took several hours for the cops to find them and rescue them.