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December 5, 2018

6 am Headlines

 A guy in England asked his Tinder date to wear a black dress. And, it turned out he was taking her to his grandma's funeral.  She stayed for the whole thing, holding his hand while he cried, but then she made him take her home.  There's no word on whether there's going to be a second date.

7 am Headlines

 'Whiteness' forum denounces the Christian cartoon 'VeggieTales' as racist

Netflix had to pay serious money to keep "Friends".  They reportedly paid between $70 million and $100 million for 2019.  Up to now, they'd been paying $30 million a year.

9 am Headlines

A landscaper in Connecticut recently seduced a coworker by getting naked while they were on a job and covering himself in maple syrup.