Headlines for Tuesday, January 9, 2018

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January 9, 2018

6 am Headlines 


2018’s Best & Worst States to Raise a Family.

You can reverse the effects of being a couch potato, but here’s what it’ll take.


7 am Headlines


Grandad’s testicle ‘exploded’ after contracting African salmonella on dream holiday to Tunisia. 'IT WAS LIKE A VOLCANO!'
Did you make it through yesterday without getting divorced?  Phew.  Apparently, January 8th is one of the biggest days of the year for divorces, because now that the holidays are over, people realize they need to make a drastic change.


9 am Headlines


A British tourist has reportedly been arrested over the death of a Thai hooker.

 Here are the beer brands we're just not drinking anymore, according to a new study.  Bud Light Lime sales are down 35% over the past five years . . . Keystone Light is down 26% . . . and Miller High Life is down 24%.