Headlines For Tuesday, February 13, 2018

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February 13, 2018

6 am Headlines


Someone sent a letter containing a suspicious white powder to Donald Trump Jr.'s house.

 13% of people say Valentine's Day is their favorite holiday, according to a new survey.  But 6% say they hate it . . . and 5% say it's the most depressing day of the year.


7 am Headlines


A guy in Massachusetts was just busted for using the obituaries to figure out when a dead person's relatives would be at the funeral . . . and then rob their houses.

 A top newspaper in Malaysia has produced a guide on spotting homosexuals on the street. 


9 am Headlines


A British guy thought he got cheap tickets to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers . . . but just days before the show, he realized they were tickets to see a BAGPIPE band called the Red Hot Chilli Pipers.

Getting a raise feels great.  It might even make you happy with your job.  But eventually, you'll get right back to being bitter and disillusioned and wondering what happened to your life.

Most people are comfortable changing in front of others in a locker room.