Rise Guys Headlines

The Rise Guys

November 29, 2018

6 am Headlines

 A 37-year-old woman audibly passed gas while standing in line at a Dollar General store near Fort Lauderdale on Sunday.  And when a guy complained, she pulled out a knife and threatened to kill him.


7 am Headlines

Sylvester Stallone is retiring Rocky Balboa.  He says, quote, "It's been my Ultimate privilege to have been able to create and play this meaningful character.  Though it breaks my heart, sadly all things must pass."

A new Woodstock concert is in the works to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the original, which happened in August of 1969.


9 am Headlines

Our significant other is the hardest person to buy Christmas presents for.  We spend an average of 2 hours and 44 minutes shopping for them.  The person we spend the least amount of time on is our boss, just 32 minutes.

 A man is suing Playboy.com for not being accessible to the blind.