Headlines For Thursday, March 8, 2018

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March 8, 2018

6 am Headlines


Police 'poo watch' ends after 47-day standoff with stubborn suspect.

Moving back in with your parents basically ruins their lives, according to a new study.  It found that when someone moves back home, there's a strong negative impact on their parents' quality of life and wellbeing.

7 am Headlines

The average American will spend $448 on drunk shopping this year, according to a new study.  And we'll spend $1,901 on booze.
67% of people think they'll see a cure for cancer in their lifetime, according to a new survey.  51% think we'll see flying cars . . . 35% think we'll be able to live on Mars . . . and 26% think science will develop teleportation capabilities.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson was Forced to come out to his parents in high school after he was caught stealing a gay porn magazine.  And even then, he still needed to come out to his dad two more times before he got it.