Headlines For Thursday, February 18, 2017

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6 am Headlines


A 44-year-old guy in Florida got into an argument with his 67-year-old mother earlier this month . . . because she kept pooping all over his toilet seat.  She wound up slapping him, so she was arrested for battery.

 Burger King cook  was fired for taking 75 cents worth of food wins a lawsuit.


8 am Headlines

 According to a new study, the states where you're most likely to catch an STD from a local are Alaska, Louisiana, North Carolina, Mississippi, and New Mexico.  The state where you're least likely to catch something is New Hampshire.


 Arizona suggests 'Do-It-Yourself' executions.


9 am Headlines

There's a new trend called . . . genital freezing.  That's where you pay a spa to blast your junk with a mist made from liquid nitrogen . . . and apparently it makes it look younger and makes sex feel better.

Kid Rock's name was brought up as a possible Republican challenger for U.S. Senator Debbie Stabenow.  She's a Democrat from Michigan, and she's up for re-election next year.  But it's unclear if Kid is interested.