Headlines For Thursday, April 12, 2018

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April 12, 2018

6 am Headlines


A guy in Australia filed a worker's comp lawsuit a few years back . . . because he said his boss was bullying him by passing gas on him.  He wanted $1.4 million . . . but a judge just dismissed the suit.

 A 37-year-old guy named Bernard Jackson recently got evicted from his house near Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.  And when the cops tried to kick him out last week, it started a four-hour standoff.


7 am Headlines


Cops claim that mice ate a half a ton of marijuana.

 It's National Grilled Cheese Day, and a new study found only 13% of Americans don't like them.  The most popular types of cheese to use are cheddar, American, Swiss, provolone, and pepper jack.


9 am Headlines


A fertility doctor secretly fathered 11 of his clients.
Lawsuit accuses doctor of secretly swapping in his own sperm

  A naked man wandered up to a gas station in Argentina this weekend looking for help . . . because he'd gotten a sex toy stuck in a very bad place.  The cops ended up calling an ambulance that took him to the hospital but there's no word on how he's doing.

Are the secrets to long life eating dessert and telling people off?