Headlines For Monday, January 8, 2018

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January 8, 2018

6 am Headlines


A plane was headed to Hong Kong, until a feces incident.

Just shy of her 100th birthday, a Mississippi woman bags a deer.

A college student in Florida is planning to marry "Tetris" . . . After her previous relationship with a calculator fell apart.


7 am Headlines


An SAS trooper decapitated a jihadi with a shovel during a gruesome six-hour battle.

Hungry and weak, dog stayed beside dead owner for weeks.

When women are feeling anxious or stressed, they will immediately feel calmer if they smell their significant other's shirt, according to a new study. 


9 am Headlines


The police Chief solicited sex from an officer posing as a 14-year-old girl.

 68% of people say they wouldn't want to go viral, according to a new survey.  8% of people say they'd definitely want to.

A guy tried to shoplift a shopping cart full of stuff from a store in North Dakota last week . . . but the cart got stuck in the snow.  Then he slipped when he ran away, which made his wallet fall out . . . and the cops used it to track him down and arrest him.