Headlines For Monday, December 4, 2017

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December 4, 2017

6 am Headlines 


 A documentary called "The Problem with Apu" accuses "The Simpsons" of racism for its portrayal of Apu, the Indian Kwik-E-Mart owner.  Hank Azaria provides his voice.

 An Amazon delivery woman in California was caught on video last Tuesday defecating in front of a guy's house while she was delivering packages.  Apparently Amazon already fired her, and offered the guy a gift card to make up for it. 

A drunk guy in South Carolina went to a Waffle House late last Wednesday night, but the only employee was asleep.  So . . . he cooked his own meal and posted about it on Facebook.  Waffle House wound up apologizing to him and suspending the employee.


7 am Headlines


A new book by President Trump's former campaign manager says that he loves fast food so much that his four food groups can be described as: "McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken, pizza, and Diet Coke."

 If you want to take photos with Santa at the mall, it's gotten really expensive.  According to reports from all around the country, lots of malls are now charging at least $40 or $50 for a few prints . . . and in New York City, some parents are even spending over $300.


9 am Headlines


Longtime Pot Smokers, Beware This Rare Vomiting Illness

A possum managed to break into a liquor store in Fort Walton Beach, Florida last week.  We're not sure why he went in there, but apparently once he was inside, he took advantage of the situation . . . and cracked into a bottle of bourbon.

Today is National Cookie Day.  And according to a new survey, only 2% of people never eat cookies . . . Oreos are the most popular brand of cookies . . . and 43% of us have eaten an entire row of Oreos in one sitting.