Headlines For Monday, April 9, 2018

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April 9, 2018

6 am Headlines


A 26-year-old woman in Florida got caught with a bag of cocaine after she was pulled over last month.  And the excuse she came up with was it was a windy day . . . and it must have blown in through her car window and landed in her purse.

If you've shopped at any of these seven spots in the past 18 months, your credit info might have been hacked and likely had information stolen from them  :  Saks Fifth Avenue, Panera Bread, Kmart, Whole Foods, Forever 21, Sonic, and GameStop.


7 am Headlines


A guy in China inserted a three-foot phone charging cable into his urethra last week to try to stop some itching.  But it got stuck, so he went to the hospital . . . and doctors were actually able to remove it successfully.
 Ozzy Osbourne has given up driving, because he doesn't want to cause any more accidents.  He got in a fender-bender recently, and apparently after that, he just decided he didn't want to be behind the wheel anymore.

A trio of state House Republicans on Thursday quietly introduced a bill that would allow lawmakers to debate seceding from the U.S. “if the federal government confiscates legally purchased firearms in this State.”


9 am Headlines


Researchers at MIT have invented a new device that has the ability to read your thoughts and send them to a computer.  So yes, everything in your inner monologue would suddenly become your outer monologue.

 How many times do you wear your underwear before you wash them?  According to a new survey, 31% of men and 10% of women wear 'em two times or more.

A roofer in Louisiana didn't get paid by a woman back in 2016 . . . so after a few months, he repossessed the entire roof. 

A topless protester is detained as Bill Cosby arrives for his sexual assault trial at the Montgomery County Courthouse.