Headlines for Friday, February 17, 2017

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February 17, 2017

6 am Headlines

Hasbro just announced that the thimble game piece has been voted out of Monopoly.  They've been running a vote where people can pick a new game piece, and to make room, one of the old ones had to go.  The new piece will be announced next month.

Winnie-the-Pooh-shaped Ecstasy pills, gun, marijuana seized during arrest
Adis Glen Crawford III faces multiple charges

6 people arrested, after authorities find more than 1 ton of pot found in van at Asheville home.


9 am Headlines


A judge dropped a lawsuit against Ellen Degeneres by a woman whose name she made fun of on her show.  The woman's name is pronounced "TeeTee Pierce", but it's spelled "T-I-T-I".  So you can guess what Ellen called her.

According to a new survey, 5% of men admit they've had, quote, "intercourse with a vacuum cleaner." 

According to a new survey, 36% of men and 19% of women say they've never cleaned their sex toys.


April Ryan Reacts To President Donald Trump's CBC Remarks | MSNBC

A black reporter asked President Trump if he was going to work with the Congressional Black Caucus, and he asked HER to set up the meeting . . . you know, because all black people know each other.  He said, quote, "Are they friends of yours?  Go ahead, set up the meeting."