Headlines For Friday, December 9, 2016

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December 9, 2016

6 am Headlines


 Judge Reinhold from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and the "Beverly Hills Cop" movies was arrested for causing trouble with security at a Dallas airport.  Sources say he refused to be screened a second time.


7 am Headlines


White supremacists are complaining about the new "Star Wars" movie, "Rogue One", because the hero is a woman, and nearly all the other main characters are non-white.  They even started the hashtag "Dump Star Wars".  Poor little snowflakes.

Astronaut John Glenn passed away yesterday at the age of 95.  He was the first American to orbit the Earth, and after his career at Nasa he was a U.S. Senator from Ohio.  He served for 25 years, from 1974 to 1999.

A 27-year-old guy in Georgia wouldn't stop using his iPad in court on Wednesday . . . got escorted out . . . started wrestling with one of the cops . . . and ended up getting shot in the butt.


9 am Headlines


Jennifer Aniston is a CEO who wants to shut down her brother's hard-partying branch.  So when she challenges him to close a $14 million account, he throws an epic Christmas party to try to win over the client and save everyone's jobs.

An employee given cash to deposit vanishes, quits via email next day.

Here are the top reasons people are afraid to try new sex positions, according to a new survey:  They're not flexible enough . . . they're worried they'll hurt their partner . . . or they're scared they'll seem inexperienced.

A cop in Oregon responded to a call last Sunday after a woman's boyfriend spent all the money she'd saved up to buy Christmas presents for her kids.  So he went to his squad car . . . grabbed all the cash he had in his wallet . . . and gave her 145 bucks to help out.