Headlines For Friday, April 21, 2017

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April 21, 2017

6 am Headlines

A guy in Florida was upset that his family's puppy was acting up earlier this week . . . so he tried to, quote, "teach the dog a lesson" by biting her.  His brother told him that was abuse, so he bit his brother too.  He was arrested for animal cruelty and battery.

 A guy in Texas faked a kidnapping and torched his car last month . . . because he didn't want it to get repossessed. 


8 am Headlines


A woman named Lori just posted a picture on Reddit of the note her seven-year-old son Nathan brought home from school earlier this week.  Now, sure, it was clearly handwritten by a kid and NOT an official letter . . . but it had a stern message.

A guy in China tried to cure his constipation last week by shoving a live eel into his rectum.  Shockingly, it didn't work . . . and he needed emergency surgery to have it removed before it killed him.


9 am Headlines

Today is the one-year anniversary of Prince's death.  And I don't want to say anything good came of it, but whoever's collecting his royalties sure made some bank.

A new study found the best type of photo to post when you're dating online.  If you're a guy, look straight into the camera and smile without showing your teeth.  If you're a woman, don't look at the camera, but do show your teeth.

Starbucks' new Unicorn Frappuccino is massively popular . . . and apparently, it's making the baristas crazy.  They've been flocking to Reddit to complain about how complicated it is to make and how the stores didn't order enough ingredients to fulfill the demand.