Headlines For Friday, April 14, 2017

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April 14, 2017

6 am Headlines


A high fashion company called Vetements is about to start selling new jeans that have a zipper on the butt . . . so you can expose a little butt crack.  Or your full butt crack, if you're in the mood.

 A guy in Montana wrote a $746 check to pay his property taxes in November, and felt like he was getting screwed by the government.  So he wrote "sexual favors" on the memo line.  


7 am Headlines



Caitlyn Jenner has beef with Ellen Degeneres over an interview about gay marriage last year.  She says Ellen took what she said out of context, and it "further alienated her from members of the LGBTQ community."

A guy went to a library in Wisconsin last week and stole one DVD:  A copy of the Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston movie "The Bodyguard".  He was arrested for theft.

Man refuses to date 'Hot Women,' riles up the internet.


8 am Headlines


The eighth "Fast and Furious" movie turns Vin Diesel into a bad guy, with Dom betraying his wife and the rest of the team after he's blackmailed into working with cyberterrorist Charlize Theron.

 "Cosmopolitan" tweeted out an article on Monday with the headline, quote, "How This Woman Lost 44 Pounds without any exercise."  And it turns out the answer was . . . cancer.  After people started roasting them on Twitter, they tweaked the article to focus more on the woman's post-cancer eating plan.

 Peeps have plummeted in popularity over the past few years in the face of better Easter candy options.  People today are much more likely to go for chocolate eggs, chocolate bunnies, and even jelly beans.